Written on February 10th, 2010 by barryfailno shouts
- Target, Freeze, Personalize , Polarize
- Everyone’s stupid but me
- “free everythings for everyones!”
- Look at other hand
- uh, uh, uh, um
- Don’t tell the truth
- The snow created jobs
- Remember to blame Bush
- The p is silent
- Don’t mention Chairman Mao
- lie to get votes
- It’s not socialism because..
- United Socialist States Republic
- your income is mine!!!!!!!
- i’m a fuck up
- Free Kittens for Everyone!!!
- you thought I could??
- Done Fucked Shit Up
- Read teleprompter, not hand
- Expand the federal government
- I made a mess
- Did I do that? (urkel voice)
- tax blame Bush repeat
- Speech is on teleprompter
- Soros better appreciate this!
- Its a Socialist Broom
- MSNBC loves my bullshit
- “Karl Marx Is God”
- thin skin lying king
- Nobody Really Likes Me
- Idiots Voted for Me
- Lazy Voted for Me
- Hope Change Smoke Mirrors
- Teleprompter demands overtime pay
- Corpseman Corpsman all same
- Approval ratings tanking fast
- I need spending rehab
- Who to bribe next?
- Health care is gud.
- I lied to America
- “KEEP-MAKING-FALSE-PROMISES”
- Blame Everything On Bush!
- I can control idiots
- Where Is My Teleprompter?
- socialism, communism, leninism, Africa
- HUGE deficit. NO biggie!
- hire: lobbyist? tax cheats?
- Peasants, Serfs, Peons, Fools
- Scott Brown schooled me
- listening’s above my paygrade
- I miss Rev. Wright
- communism aint that bad
- Facts Schmacts Theories Rule
- Shoutout the corpse men
- Dems will follow anything
- Clinton wants black coffee
- I ? taxing you!
- We’ll print more money
- Murtha is a Corpseman
- Mao wasn’t so bad
- This is left hand
- Harder than community organizing
- Nov. 11th: RE: Iran
- Other hand kills flies
- Make up HCR story
- It’s ‘core-man’ not ‘corpse-man’
- Call bankers fat cats
- Have someone explain capitalism
- Put your hand down
- uh. uh. uh. uh.
- Polk-eeSthan Tollybahn Blame AMerica
- Ayers didn’t do enough
- I will destroy America
- Keep the Kool-Aid Flowing
- Boston Cops are Stupid
- Blame Bush for Snow
- Even I miss Bush
- Print Money, Spend, Repeat
Written on September 22nd, 2009 by barryfailno shouts
Obama’s websites scrubbed of ACORN references: http://short.to/r4wa
Gee, that didn’t take long, did it ?
O goes on Letterman to salvage presidency. Peewee goes on Leno tonight to salvage career. I think Peewee has a better chance.
This was legitimately funny as hell. Thanks @robertf22
Obama redefines the word “tax” – says Webster definition is “stretching” (via @TheLizard)
Next up: “fair”
From @mikepfs Video: The White House opposes health insurance competition across state lines http://tinyurl.com/kkljlq
WHY? I guess the healthcare problem isn’t urgent enough to do something which would give immediate dividends to us hardworking Americans struggling to pay for Health Care
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.” – Alan Corenk ( @TimOwensby)
Baaaaah Baaaaaah Obama Sheep
“Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.” – Kahlil Gibran (via @QuestionObama)
Or beer without pretzels I suppose
RT @SavageNews: Obamateurism of the Day http://bit.ly/14FLE2 (via @Firedog627)
Michelle Malkin is my backup wife
U.S. charges Obama, Clinton fund-raiser in $290 million fraud | Reuters http://ow.ly/qt7S (via @OceanusRex)
Hope and Change is apparently quite expensive.
Others:
- Refuse 2 send ur kids to radical colleges. Support neutral or conservative colleges by hiring their grads (via @DianeJoyS)
- Obama on ABC: ‘I didn’t even know that ACORN was getting a whole lot of federal Money’ (via @HenriettaHughes)
- Once again, we knew this about BHO. We told you. You wouldn’t listen. How’s that Hope-and-Changey thing going now? (via @DennisAlcover)
- Country is being exposed to how Democratic big city politics operates for 1st time since HBO’s The Wire gave us Sen Clay Davis (via @Coondawg68)
- Barack Obama:”Let me be clear, I was with ACORN before everyone learned it was a corrupt criminal organization and now I am against it” (via @Frdm11)
- Obama’s Elusive Auto Insurance Analogy http://tiny.cc/9S1hf (good read) (via @markdgibson)
- Tale of Two Americas: Obama Contradicts His Own Health Care Point: http://digg.com/u1CuLu (via @BreitbartTV)
- The “stimulus” isn’t working: ObamaNomics costs another 5,500 Eli Lilly jobs. http://bit.ly/1tf0GU (via @SamiShamieh)
- Not a single arrest or act of violence in the march on DC on 9/12. Too bad the passive Libs cant demonstrate as peacefully!
- we are adding $1.8t to our debt this year, and i’m supposed to be mad about joe wilson? seriously? (via @KEder)
- Hannah Giles & James O’Keefe doing the news that the networks won’t do. God Bless em!
- BREAKING: San Bernardino #ACORN scandal video just released: http://tiny.cc/a0mpl Obama loves his acorn!